Starting Today, I'm Tang Monk

Emperor Taizong: "Royal Brother, hit the road! We're sending you to the Western Heaven!"

Tang Sanzang: "To hell with that! Get me a few baskets of roast chicken."

Guanyin: "Sanzang, as you journey west, be sure to guard your heart."

Tang Sanzang: "Sister Guanyin, you look lovely sitting on your lotus throne."

Sun Wukong: "Master, that's the White Bone Demon!"

Tang Sanzang: "Wukong, don't stand in the way of a beautiful demon."

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have bound the ultimate monster-slaying System.

Ding! Master has successfully unlocked 'Guanyin sitting on a lotus'.

Ding! Master has successfully 'pushed and pulled' with the White Bone Lady.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.