Shui Dongliu, a second-year high school student and homebody in 21st-century China, never imagined that even with all his battle experience, he would meet his glorious end!
When the chalk thrown by his math teacher and homeroom instructor, Bald Li, hit him on the forehead, he knew he was in trouble. He'd been playing on his phone in class... or, to be precise, secretly reading the latest chapter of Fox Spirit Matchmaker.
What good could come of getting caught by the homeroom teacher?
And so,
Shui Dongliu's phone was confiscated, and he was ordered to stand punishment on the sports field...
He didn't know whether the sun had made him dizzy or he'd passed out for some other reason. In any case, when he woke up...
"Huh? Where am I? Who are those two pointy-eared people...? Oh my god! Why have I turned into a tree? Could this be a dream? And why does this tree look so familiar?"
Tu Shan Yaya: "Sister, why is the Bitter Love Tree swaying?"
Tu Shan Honghong: ".."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Damn it, Tushan Honghong was raped by Dongfang Yueyue!
Protagonist: Where is the Prime Minister? Where did the promised prime minister die under the tree??
Don't rush me, I'm already lying back.
Why do you feel like you're lying back?
Why are all chapters being revised?
I actually updated it. I hope it wasn't ghostwritten.
I think I should lie back down again. . . . .
I hope I don't lie down again after I faked my body.
I found that water flowing eastward seems to be a piece of music