Only One Update of the Web Article

As a new era online article author, Liu Xue has always been adhering to the idea of ​​the largest readership in the world... "Author, there is only one update today?" "Is it wrong? You have voted so many times, and you are like this? Look next door, there are three or four updates a day." "Are you squeezing out toothpaste, author? Intel can squeeze out more toothpaste than you!" "Please ask for the author's home address. Wait online. It's urgent..." "Actually, as long as the author keeps writing well, it doesn't matter if he updates it every day... What? The author made an announcement and changed it to every two days? What the hell, where is my knife?!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.