Ever since Xiao Jiujiu arrived in the Heavenly Court, banners have gone up everywhere: "Prevent fires, theft, and Jiujiu!"
He's often seen leading a group of young immortals, waving all kinds of magical treasures as demons and monsters dance wildly through the night. They party until dawn, leaving countless deities sleepless and plagued by strange dreams, not to mention frequent, urgent, and never-ending trips to the bathroom...
New Student A: "Why is Xiao Jiujiu so badass? He's so famous. Is his dad the Jade Emperor?"
New Student B: "Is it because his immortal powers are so strong?"
Teacher A: "No! It's because he's a brat! No, I mean, he's a really shameless brat!"
Teacher B: "The biggest troublemaking kid in the history of the Heavenly Court!"
Xiao Jiujiu: "I'm... innocent... I'm really... a good little boy..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
