"Erlang Shen, your loan is overdue. Pay it back right away, or I'll make sure you can't even leave your house from now on."
"Taishang Laojun, I hear you're planning to borrow five hundred thousand merit points. That's no problem. Just put your alchemy furnace up as collateral.
If that won't do, brew a batch of Nine-Turn Golden Pills and let me keep them for you. I'll lend you a million, not just five hundred thousand."
"What? Jiutian Xuannu, you want to borrow five million merit points, but you have nothing to put up as collateral? No way. Unless... unless you're willing to film a little video...
What kind of video? The kind of little video all men like!"
At Huaguo Mountain in the Celestial Realm, Chu Tian chatted with his group of immortal clients while smoking and chewing betel nut with the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong. But in his heart, he was wondering which fairy's place he should spend the night at...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
