If You're the Emperor, Survive for Five Seconds

People say being an emperor is the life, but Zhao Qian's time on the throne was a complete nightmare!

Because his emperor difficulty level was Hell!

His father was the spineless Zhao Ji, his mother the domineering Wu Zetian, and his sons, taking their mothers' surnames, were Li Shimin and Yang Guang.

His empress was Lu Zhi, and his consorts were Yang Yuhuan, Daji, and Bao Si.

His civil officials included Cao Cao, Sima Yi, Yuwen Huaji, Gao Qiu, Qin Hui, Yan Song, and Heshen...

His generals included Zhao Kuangyin, Dong Zhuo, An Lushan, and Zuo Liangyu...

To the north, Genghis Khan watched like a tiger poised to pounce. In the east, the Khitan Yelu Abaoji sharpened his blades. Beyond Shanhai Pass, Nurhaci's iron cavalry thundered onward...

At home, the little beggar Zhu Yuanzhang had just become a monk, Li Zicheng had just been framed and lost his job, and Liu Bang, the pavilion chief of Xuzhou, had a strange dream and wanted to have a serious talk with a young man named Xiang Ji. The candidate Huang Chao had written a poem, and Zhang Jue had begun preaching...

An emperor on Hell difficulty! Zhao Qian could only say...

If you're an emperor, try to last five seconds!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.