"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained a gentle, tender-hearted girlfriend!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, your girlfriend is just two minutes away!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've earned 99,999 Hat Points, enough for a Diamond Grand Draw!"
"The 'Ding Ding' Girlfriend System will make you incredibly handsome, rich, and smart!"
The Ding Ding Girlfriend System: the perfect partner by your side.
It has everything you could want.
Find a girlfriend, gain experience, rack up Hat Points, and win a grand prize draw!
"Hmph. Even if I throw this System away, toss it into the water, and stomp it to pieces, I still don't want a girlfriend."
"Hey, this girlfriend... is actually great!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up, using leather whips, candles, and electric batons, and he screamed so cutely.
A * hat is a hat knitted with *, and * is green, so this hat is also green, so a * hat is equal to a green hat (manual funny)