Whether you're a Mystic Immortal, Golden Immortal, or Great Luo Golden Immortal, I'll blast you with a 98K and send you ascending to immortality!
Whether you're a Quasi-Saint or a Saint, one shot from my armored vehicle and I'll send you straight to the afterlife!
Whether you embody the Heavenly Dao or the Great Dao, finish this bowl of instant noodles with pickled cabbage!
"Fellow Daoist, what is that?"
"Fairy, this is the treasure with which I prove my Dao!"
"It's called a spicy snack!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
