I'm Just a Paparazzo

I'm just a paparazzo, and there's a bounty of hundreds of millions on my head on the black market.

I'm not popular at all. If I died one day, the whole world would celebrate.

As long as I'm alive, everyone will be unable to eat or sleep in peace. They all wish I would die without a trace.

But I'm still alive, and I'm living very comfortably.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.