The Life of a Spiritual Master in Another World

Where am I from, you ask? You don't recognize the place. That's a place far, far away from here, and it's beautiful. Profession? A traveling businessman. Don't touch that jar, you'll die. . . . What's it called? My name is gender male. From... Earth. . . . Goodbye, young soldier. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.