Naruto: The Random Shop

This is the ridiculous story of a nobody who transmigrates to the Hokage world and conquers the Myriad Worlds after accidentally acquiring a golden finger!

"Hey, System! Bundle me up a copy of every S-rank forbidden technique!"

"Sure thing!"

"Ding, ding, ding! System data overload..."

"Ding! System is about to crash..."

"Ding! System reinstalled successfully. Data wiped!"

There are no "..." mountains, only damn mountains.

P.S. This book is also known as Naruto: Everyday System Mayhem.

P.P.S. Chapters 1-25 and all chapters after 59 are safe to read!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.