My Romance of Three Realms

Taishang Laojun: "Lin Shangxian, can you give me another pack of spicy strips? I'll exchange it for an elixir!" "What? No! At least three." Tathagata Buddha: "Old Master, how dignified are you! Why don't you come with me if you want to exchange spicy sticks!" Lin Kong: "Everyone, the price of things is reduced today! Only 5 artifacts are needed!!" Chang'e: "Really?? I want to change!!" Sun Wukong: "Haha! I have wanted to smoke for a long time! I have a chance today at noon!!" ……………………… This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.