Did I get reborn? No, perhaps I transmigrated!
Was I forced to travel west and fetch the scriptures? No, perhaps I willingly went to worship Buddha!
Is my master Tang Sanzang? No, perhaps Tang Seng is just my battle armor!
Am I going to wreak havoc in Heaven and rebel against the Celestial Court? No, perhaps this is simply a necessary step on my path to growth!
Is Patriarch Hongjun beyond anyone's reach? No, perhaps I wouldn't even accept it if Patriarch Hongjun offered to put on my shoes!
I, Sun Dasheng, come from the future? No, perhaps I was merely forced to be reborn after getting injured back then! Is Heaven high? Is it far away? No, I belong to the universe. I will press onward. Perhaps life and death will be uncertain, perhaps I'll face nine deaths and one slim chance of survival. But I've been cursed at, beaten up, and slept with by women. So tell me: when has Sun Dasheng ever been afraid?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Um, someone tell me, what does the introduction mean... I graduated from high school. Express not understanding
God of songs, there are so many songs copied in the whole book
Damn it, I read it for a long time and didn't know what to write.
Guanyin has thousands of incarnations, both male and female. Bisexual.
The best in a verbal battle, are you going to win with licking?
After reading this introduction, my head hurts a little