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What benefits has Reba given you? The harem novels are all about her and I, Jia Ling, will give you 5 times.

Xiaogu played Poison Dragon on Feng before they got married.

Feilu's entertainment articles are so embarrassing

In reality, although I have low self-esteem and am cowardly, I dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet... I am! He is high-spirited, looks down on the world, insults netizens, and is the only one who dominates! If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spouting would be as long as the night! The top of the immortals, proud of the world, as long as I have the keyboard, there will be heaven. There are three million immortals in the world. You must lower your eyebrows when you meet me. I am the emperor of the world and suppress the enemies of the world! Who in the world dares to claim to be invincible! Who dares to say that he is undefeated! Key to freedom in my heart! The key to the market comes from the sky! There is no reply to the rush of words! Wait until the yin and yang are reversed! Use my magic key to control the sky! Great fortune key! Come on! Spray gods and saints as well as immortals, spray Confucianism and Taoism to all virtuous people. The fragrance in your mouth can't be exhausted, and you can master half of the world on the keyboard.

The author is a bit deliberate. Since the protagonist sang and acted so well before quitting the entertainment industry, it is impossible for him to be forgotten in five years! Just like those singers in real life, those who sang well five years ago will not be forgotten now. Just like Zhou Huajian, even if he does not appear in the entertainment industry now, he will not be forgotten in ten years, let alone five years.

Why doesn't water come down my back when I drink Sprite? Why didn't I become more handsome after drinking Yili milk? Why don't I get black silk threads when I eat Dove? Why didn't I summon Superman when I ate the big bubble gum? Why don't people come when I drink Wong Lo Kat? Why doesn't a leopard chase me when I drink Jizhi syrup? Why don't I feel like I'm flying even when I wear Xtep? Why are there no tropical fruits flying around me when I drink Fruity Fruit? Why doesn't Superman come out to clean my toilet when I use Mr. Mighty? Why didn't the icy beads rush out of the window when I used salt white toothpaste? Why can't I chew up a statue from Mentos? Why don't I see big chunks of beef when I eat Master Kong? Why don't the two rabbits come out when I put Sophie on them? Why didn't the road in front of me wear Adi Wang? Why don't I find the questions easy when I use the BBK reading machine? Why can't I become a genius even though I use Chest diapers? Why

One word: Would you let your daughter cook?? Are you stupid? You have to have some basis for writing a novel. What does this mean?

When writing about a dad, don't focus too much on entertainment.

If the protagonist really reaches the top of entertainment, will he become a has-been artist in five years? It's not like he's a young person, he doesn't have any works! For example, if you ask others, will they forget Liu, De, and Hua? Will he be a has-been artist?

Can all books be labeled as special forces?