The Salted Fish Warrior of the Tang Dynasty

Li Shimin licked his old face and said to Fang Yiai: Yiai, I want to fight the Turks but I don't have military rations and I can't. I can only ask you for help. Please help me. Li Jing, the military god of the Tang Dynasty: "My beloved, we are all descendants of Guigu, please lend me your military skills." Changsun Wuji: "My grand eldest son Wuji is actually being treated like a monkey by him, and I can't even play with him. I'm really pissed off." Fang Yiai: "I just want to be a pretty old salted fish, why do you come to me for help?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.