Naruto on the Left, Luffy on the Right

This is a strange school. There are many strange people and things in it Naruto said that he would be my younger brother and that he would have meat to eat. I was embarrassed to refuse, so I accepted it. Luffy said he wanted to be my follower and pick up girls with him, but I was too embarrassed to refuse, so I accepted him. Oh, I heard that the girls from Produce 101 are coming to the school to perform, so I will detain them and not let them go. I am Yi Bendao, the talker of this school. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.