Urban: The Monkey Who Ruled the World

I woke up as a monkey. Then a damn System bound itself to me and told me to take over the world, so I brought the national treasure panda from next door along to start a rebellion!!

I'm a panda. One day, just as I was about to eat some bamboo, the monkey next door suddenly said it would take me to conquer the world. I have just one thing to say: Beastfolk will never be slaves, unless, of course, food and lodging are included. The monkey obviously promised me plenty of perks, so off I went to conquer the world!

I'm a bamboo stalk. I once nearly died in the jaws of a giant panda. Luckily, a monkey talked it into going off to conquer the world, and I narrowly escaped. I thought I would live in peace, but then one day I discovered... they seemed to have... taken over the entire world... Asking online... what do I do... help!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.