Yu Moumou's Adventure in Another World

Today, Yichang police caught a melon-eating incident. After being caught, the suspect Wang not only showed no remorse, but also said something like this. Wang: Even if I, Wang, die outside, even if I jump from here, I won't be able to survive. Reporter: Then why did your friend Du accuse you of eating melons? Wang: He is going to buy Dali. Reporter: What is Dali? Wang: Dali is similar to Xiaotai and Kefei. He has been drinking it for more than ten years. If he doesn't drink Dali, he won't be able to perform miracles. Reporter: Then why did he accuse you of buying Dali instead of accusing his other friends? Wang: I became famous because I sang "Huang Ma's I Can't Do Without You" in China Dream Voice. Now I can make money just by singing "I Dislike Rags". Another friend of his, Yu Xiaoxian, had no money because he turned into a fish, so he had to rely on batteries to survive. Reporter: OK, thank you for providing us with the whereabouts of the spiritual leader. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.