The Daoguang Emperor: "The English have landed on the shore. What should we do?"
Yang Ming: "Those little tadpoles can't make much of a splash. I'll throw them all into the sea to feed the fish."
Li Er: "Mr. Yang, I have a favor to ask. I've heard you have an elite force. Could I borrow it?"
Yang Ming: "It's just a few Turks! Is that all it takes to scare you? Let me go teach them a lesson."
Liu Che: "The Xiongnu have been raiding the Han for years, eyeing the Central Plains hungrily."
Yang Ming: "That's a piece of cake. I'll eliminate the threat at its root. Leave it to me!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
