Showbiz: I Asked You to Act, So Why Are You Filming Bed Scenes Every Day?

Name: Showbiz: I Asked You to Act, So Why Are You Filming Bed Scenes Every Day?
Author: Dancing at a Graveyard at Midnight

娱乐：让你演戏，你天天拍床戏？

by Dancing at a Graveyard at Midnight (半夜坟头蹦迪)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 3.1M Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Lu An transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a minor actor, ranked among the industry's bottom tier. He also gains bed-scene skills!

And so...

He embarks on a different path as an actor.

Yang Mi: "Lu An and I are just colleagues. It was only a bed scene, understand? A bed scene!"

Re Ba: "It wasn't Lu An who set the rules for me. I was the one who set the rules for him!"

Tang Wei: "Lu An is very professional. He helped me a lot!"

Liu Yifei: "Filming a bed scene with him is something I'll never forget for the rest of my life!"

He invests in The Knockout, The Three-Body Problem, In the Name of the People, Wolf Warrior...

His investments bring him huge profits, making him a major business mogul in the entertainment industry.

And so,

The actresses of the entertainment industry all flock to him.

Ni Ni, Song Yi, Zhang Zifeng, Zhao Jinmai, Yang Chaoyue: "Are there any more bed scenes? Daddy, I want to film one with you too!"

The audience:

"I envy neither mandarin ducks nor immortals. I envy President Lu every single day!"

"Filming bed scenes every day, that's so like my brother Lu!"

"I suspect the whole entertainment industry has become Lu An-shaped!"

In response,

Lu An says: "My acting range really is just too narrow!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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