Pi Run: "Hello, police? There's a crazy woman here. She's blocking my front door and refuses to leave!"
"Sir, could you tell me what happened? Did you have some kind of disagreement?"
"Officer, this woman insists on drinking my spit! She's sucked my mouth dry!"
"You're insane. You call 110 to show off your relationship? Beep, beep, beep..."
"Hello? Hello? Don't hang up!"
Pi Run is a little panicked right now. The woman outside is beautiful, but his mouth is so dry.
Wait, Cousin, why are you taking off my pants?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, he discovers that his whole body is a treasure. He's become a real-life Tang Monk: even his saliva can nourish yin and beautify the complexion, and it's as delicious as heavenly nectar. As for his milk, women who drink it practically ascend to heaven!
Faced with this situation, Pi Yibo says, "I was wrong. Even my underwear is wrong. I'll never recklessly spit into a customer's food again!"
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
What about novels? Why is there no more