The Almighty Little Taoist Priest Who Longs for Life

I heard that some people know how to control beasts? Erha, do you want to become a roaring dog? I heard that someone knows medical skills? He Laoshi, do you want to be so prosperous overnight that the golden gun will never fall? I heard that some people know about metaphysics? Reba, look at your peach blossom face, you are about to encounter a peach blossom disaster! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.