Online Game: The Immortal Martial Arts Myth of the Primordial World

Monster: "Stop right there! This is a robbery! Hand over the spiritual treasure in your hands!"

Lin Yu: "Just the stuff in my hands? That's not nearly enough! This is a robbery, not begging!"

Monster: "Th-then should I hand over everything I have?"

Lin Yu: "You'd better take off your clothes too. What do you think?"

Under the watchful eyes of Lin Yu and the puppet army that had suddenly appeared beside him, the monster, robbed by a robber, wiped away its tears and took off its clothes...

Jade Emperor: "You audacious demon! How dare you rebel against Heaven!"

Lin Yu: "Old man, don't go making things up. I only slept with a few of your daughters. I didn't sleep with your wife! You can't slander me. I'm a human, not a demon, and definitely not a transvestite!"

Jade Emperor: "You still dare to argue! Where is Yang Jian? I command you to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals and capture him!"

Lin Yu: "Are you sure?"

Yang Jian: "Your Majesty, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals aren't nearly enough. Forgive me, but I cannot obey!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.