This Panda Is a Bit Mean

By chance, Xu Ming was reborn as a 100-year-old giant panda, becoming China's most precious national treasure. Bite! Host, your lifespan will end at twelve o'clock tonight. Eat what you should eat and drink what you should drink! Before Xu Ming could react, ten minutes later, he was reborn again. It is the only panda in the Three Realms and is pregnant with immortality! Since the panda came to heaven, banners have been hung up in places where gods and goddesses live: Fire, Theft, and Panda Prevention. Any magic weapon can be chewed into pieces as long as it enters the panda's mouth. Soon, a god chased the panda all over the sky: it doesn't matter if he is beaten by a skirt, he doesn't have to lose his face, the panda must die! This is a very cheap panda, and everyone in the Three Realms will have a headache! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.