I Own a Haunted House

Chen Yang inherits the dilapidated haunted house his parents left behind and obtains a Super Haunted House System.

From then on, Chen Yang's haunted house is unlike anyone else's.

"Boss, are the ghosts in your haunted house real or fake? Give it to me straight!"

"Of course they're fake. But if you're asking how they act so convincingly, I'm afraid that's a trade secret!"

"Boss, that actress playing the female ghost in your haunted house is really pretty. Could you introduce us?"

"You mean the girl playing Nie Xiaoqian? Sorry, she's already married!"

"Boss, that crazy guy dressed as Jason in the haunted house is coming at me with a machete!"

"Dear guest, put your mind completely at ease. My employees are all professionally trained. They won't hurt any customers!"

"Boss, I want to enter the Gonjiam scene!"

"Sure. Please sign a life-and-death agreement first. If you suffer any..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.