"Excuse me, how do I get to Zaun?"
"Follow this metal path straight ahead."
"Excuse me, how do I get to Ionia?"
"Follow the moss up the mountain shrouded in immortal mist!"
"Excuse me, how do I get to Noxus?"
"Follow this ancient road stained with blood, and keep going."
"How do I get to Demacia?"
"There is no way to get to Demacia. Demacia is dead, but it will live forever in our hearts!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
