"Streamer, do all girls like me, with a manly vibe, get called tomboys?"
"No. The pretty ones usually get called Her Majesty the Queen."
"Streamer, why do people call me a lonely dog?"
"Don't flatter yourself. By age, you're a lonely turtle; by IQ, you're a lonely, stupid roe deer."
"Streamer, is time a butcher's knife?"
"Yes, but it can't do a thing to ugly people like you."
Zhao Tianqi transmigrated by chance and became bound to the "Super Stimulation System."
As long as he provokes other people's emotions, he earns fluctuation points.
Fluctuation points can be exchanged for cash, or used in a lottery to win all kinds of skills and tools.
From then on, Zhao Tianqi went further and further down the path of provoking people...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Soldier: Report to the commander that we have run out of bullets, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward. What should we do? The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, have sex with them. All female soldiers must be raped. Soldier: At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a few were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! There is an injured person in our army, his name is Yang Wei, he is the one who saw it without comment.
When you are in a meeting, and a handful of money suddenly appears in your hand, no one will suspect it?
This kind of funny article is actually very difficult to write. If you use a word incorrectly, it will be embarrassing to death. So far, I have only seen one book on this website that was not embarrassing from beginning to end, and it turned out to be a eunuch.
One hundred hundred-dollar bills weigh two pounds. Author, are you serious?
You have to admit, seven facts: 1. You can't turn your neck twice?; 2. You can't count how many hairs you have?; 3. You can't breathe through your mouth if you stick out your tongue?; 4. You are doing the third one?; 5. You look like a little gou when you do the third one?; 6. You laughed?; 7. Don't deny it, you will be cheated???
Looking at the introduction, will the protagonist be hacked to death?
Author, the first chapter is poisonous!! The protagonist came during a meeting at the company, and could he read Weibo on his mobile phone??? Still have money in your hand??? Brother, in the company, dozens of people saw it! Please change it.
Please, don't touch people in the entertainment industry, okay?
I have only read 200 of them so far and I think they are okay. However, I think the author's emotional intelligence is really high. I personally recommend it. A lot of the content is indeed worth thinking about. I don't think some other novels are just pretentious and slap in the face. I recommend it.
Are the author's websites genuine?