Under Eternal Night

When the doomsday came because of caramel, I was not surprised. Underwear is the best throwing weapon. I was not surprised. I was not surprised when I saw flying slugs. I was not surprised when lion-like nuclear bombs exploded next to me. I was not surprised when I saw hungry people eating their equipment. I saw some I was not surprised when a person drank a bottle of potion and became indescribable. I was not surprised when I caught a humpback whale from the small pool where Magikarp was suspended. At this moment, I am in the hands of a titan. Yes, I am being courted by a titan, or the same sex... I am not surprised... I have no fear. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.