I Am the Green Snake

There are big problems with Buddhist teachings. You cannot get married and have children, which violates the inheritance of the race. This is genocide; not doing production will cause some people to be indolent, which is starving to death; not paying taxes is not good for the economic development of the country; not eating meat will cause people to be malnourished; cut off the past, have no long-term relatives, and do not want their wives, children, parents, grandparents; alms, to put it bluntly, they need food and incense money; put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, but good people want to become a Buddha. We have to go through many catastrophes, which means encouraging people to commit more crimes. In ancient times, emperors destroyed Buddhas several times, and Buddhism is a foreign religion. It began to flourish during the Five Chaos, Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period. It can be completely understood that it was created by barbarians and foreigners in order to destroy China. They also succeeded in letting China decline for a long time. Before Buddhism came in, any prince in China could knock the foreigners to the ground and beat them. In my opinion, Buddhism is China's moth.

Tathagata Buddha is just a Tathagata Buddha who came to the West from the Taoist Duobao. He is not even a saint, but Nuwa is a saint. He actually said that Tathagata Buddha is stronger than Nuwa. I am really convinced.

How did you swallow a wild boar in the beginning? Although it was a cub, how old were you? Not even one meter! The author doesn't have any brains, right?

I was thinking about the nature of snakes, so how many times did White Snake get fucked when she had no intelligence? How many times did she get fucked before she met Ning Caichen?

I thought it was a female, so I came here for the green snake, but you told me it was a male?

I have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years, but I have not seen him feel pity for me. It could not be that the dust has obscured the Buddha's eyes. It is because he has not offered incense or money.

A snake that is thirty centimeters long eats fish weighing five kilograms. No python dares to be so crazy.

There must be a limit to writing. Monks and Taoist priests cannot be killed with one blow!

I can't carry it, but it can't be too outrageous. A newborn snake only six centimeters tall can swallow a giant crocodile or a young wild boar. I don't even have the desire to see it.

A mere ten centimeters can swallow five or six kilograms of fish? Still a piglet?