After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Li Ye became the head of Qingyun Sect. But all he wants is to laze in the sun and play with cats. Building up the sect, cultivating against the heavens, conquering the world... Li Ye wants no part of any of it.
Ding! You have successfully bound the King of Slackers System!
Cultivation? Glance at it and you learn it, reach perfect mastery in one second, then spend the remaining 23 hours and 59 seconds lazing around.
Alchemy? I can't even finish all the immortal beans, blood bodhi, and ten-thousand-year marrow in my pocket. Why would I need to make pills? Besides, every time I bask in the sun, I passively gain all kinds of eternal effects... For example, you've gained supreme luck! You've gained an immortal body! Whoever you glare at gets pregnant! Wait! Why has the story suddenly taken such a weird turn?
Looking at the beautiful female disciples in his sect, Li Ye hurriedly closed his eyes. He certainly didn't want rumors spreading tomorrow that the head of Qingyun Sect had abused his position and gotten hundreds of thousands of female disciples pregnant in a single night or anything like that.
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"I really want to turn into snow, so that it can fall on Mr.'S shoulders..." "What if sir holds an umbrella?" "Then let it fall on Mr.'S red umbrella and carry the moonlight all the way." "If you, sir, brush the snow away..." "Then let him brush it away. It will be enough if it can stay on his palm for a moment." "Mr. Nuoshi held the umbrella and quickly rotated it while simultaneously creating an ice core and turning in the opposite direction. This formed an airflow that could continuously blow the snow. What about the dexterity of jumping horizontally to avoid all the snow?"
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Do you think women are troublesome? Then why don't you find it troublesome to eat, troublesome to sleep, and not troublesome to live? Isn't it funny that it's troublesome for someone to take care of you? Mentally retarded settings
I'm thinking that in cultivation novels, characters don't need to eat when they reach the golden elixir stage or something like that. Over time, the excretory organs in the body will degenerate. Will the plot become like this? The protagonist uses a spiritual weapon to knock off the opponent's pants and says: "This person has no py. It turns out to be the Yuanying old monster. No wonder he is so difficult to deal with."
Practitioners need clothes and meals made by ordinary people? Need a system for ordinary people? Ordinary people have high status? Stop making trouble
There are 59 minutes missing from your introduction.
Who said Salted Fish is the protagonist? He is clearly the author!
It started to get frustrating as soon as it was put on the shelves. I patiently read a few pictures and felt irritated. It was a waste of money. Then in order to avoid waste, I took a decisive blow, and it turned out to be a wise decision. I read the last two chapters and I felt so annoyed that I felt like vomiting. I really didn't understand what it was about. I don't know how the author managed to make it so good before it was put on the shelves that he charged for it. . . Confusing human behavior
Tsk, I want to beat this author up. Sending girls to sex without thinking,**
I came to see Xianyu, you were running around and beating me up, you were making such a fuss, you didn't know how to ask your subordinates to beat him, and your subordinates ran away, but you did it yourself, and you still called **** Xianyu!