The Almighty Ancestor of the Tang Dynasty

Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, pretending to be an ancestor who came out of the mountains thousands of years ago. Military God Li Jing: "The Turkic war horses are majestic, but our war horses are slightly inferior. Does our ancestor have any good strategies for raising horses?" "Raising horses? It's so boring! I'll give you a wolf cavalry! What is a wolf cavalry? It means riding a giant wolf bigger than a horse to kill people!" The military god was stunned! Princess Gao Yang: "Why do you insist that when our sisters eat ice cream, we can only lick it and not bite it?" "Because this is a skill that a beautiful princess must master, and you must practice it well!" Li Er: "Ancestor, why do you want to go to Goryeo?" "I heard that there is a man named Yeon Gae So-moon in Goryeo who is very arrogant. I'm going to seduce his fiancée in front of him. I can't stand the stick's arrogance!" Wu Zetian, the peerless genius: "Ancestor, I have a tiger in my chest, and I feel uncomfortable holding it in. What should I do?" "Come on, let me rub it for a while, and then I'll take you to a good place and let you release it to your heart's content!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.