NBA: The Scoring Maniac

"There's only one ball on an NBA court, so having me is enough."

"If you can't beat me one-on-one, then team up. Bring out five All-Stars. I'm in a hurry."

"Two scoring champions and MVPs, two All-Stars, and an FMVP coming off the bench. But that's still not enough to beat me. Add three referees too. One against eight: that's the only way you'll get a taste of how good I am."

"With all due respect, any team I'm on wins the championship."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.