The Six-Year-Old Imperial Physician of the Tang Dynasty

Ye Yu traveled to the Tang Dynasty and became the emperor's royal physician. So Li Er can no longer happily pretend to be cool. Li Er: "I am sick, but I am lustful!" Ye Yu: "I have a sunflower manual here. If you learn it, you can become a macho man!" Li Er: "I have a disease, but I have a good product!" Ye Yu: "I have marijuana here. If you smoke it, it will come true." Li Er: "I am sick, I am warlike!" Ye Yu: "I have a grenade here. If you pick it up and hold it in your mouth, you will become invincible!" Li Er: "I'm not sick, please let me go..." Ye Yu: "Oh, it turns out that Your Majesty has a little daughter!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.