Queen Mother of the West: "Your Majesty, where have all the peach trees in the Peach Garden gone?"
The Jade Emperor sheepishly rubbed his forehead. "I lost them gambling."
Queen Mother of the West: "Nani?"
Down in the mortal realm,
On Flower-Fruit Mountain, Mu Yan lounged atop the ancestral root of the peach tree. Looking at the long-bearded old man before him, who had nothing left but his underwear, he said calmly, "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, when are you handing over the Ginseng Fruit Tree?"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
