Song Wu was hit by a meteorite and became Sun Wukong. And not just any Sun Wukong: he was trapped beneath Five Elements Mountain. Damn it, wasn't I supposed to be a newborn monkey?
Luckily, I have the Great Thief Space.
What, you say Guanyin has the Jade Purifying Vase and immense magical power?
Come on, let me introduce you to the Spear of Destiny.
What, you say the Tathagata has a golden body six zhang tall, and that Heaven and Earth may be buried, but he never will?
Come on, let me introduce you to the Infinity Stones and the snap.
This is a story about stealing the fortune of Heaven and Earth and taking on all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
