Mastering Wilderness Survival Tactics

As RNG's psychological counselor, Jin Feng not only has to provide counseling to every player on and off the field, but also occasionally moonlights as an armed bodyguard, taking these League of Legends big shots and PUBG veterans out for chicken dinners. Watching them fall out over a bottle of Red Bull, Jin Feng feels under immense pressure.

"Xiang Guo, Xiang Guo, why are you running so fast with that trophy?"

"I want to take this trophy to our psychological counselor..."

"UZI, who would you most like to share the honor of this victory with?"

"Uh... I most want to share it with our boss's man... no, with our psychological counselor. Thank you for always being there with us through the highs and the lows..."

"Let... no, THERANG, why have you been in such great form in this tournament?"

"Actually, our psychological counselor told me not to think about solo-killing the other guy. I just have to make sure I'm evenly matched with any player..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.