Ready Player One: I Am a Master at Pretending

After watching Ready Player One, my first feeling was "It's really boring." Spielberg, the so-called "world's greatest director," sucks. Come on, let me direct a real Ready Player One for you. Watch me pretend to be X, watch how I torture all over Oasis. Also, don't give me those tens of billions of RMB, because I don't care! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! ! The bell rings. "Fuck! I'm still dreaming! As soon as you scream, I'll have to squeeze into the bus to move bricks at the construction site again." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.