The Outdoor Survival Demon King

After being sniped by an immortal, Lin Xiao obtained the Expert System. His greatest ambition was to make his enemies so angry they'd spit blood.

"You were acting pretty cocky just now, weren't you? Call me Dad and I'll let you go." Negative points +111

"People in the building across the street, I'm going out to buy some oranges. Stay right there and don't move." Negative points +222

"Everyone in P City, attention! You're surrounded. Take off your pants and I'll spare your lives!" Negative points +N

Sister Fa: "We all had nine years of compulsory education, so why are you so outstanding?!"

Dai Mei: "We all have lumbar discs, so why does yours stick out so much?!"

Gu Cun: "Stop talking. Hit me."

Gao Dewei: "I got so angry at him, I died before he even managed to kill me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.