The Wilderness Survival Cheat Shop

I always thought... as long as I lay on the ground, no one would recognize me.

But... I was wrong!

A legendary chicken badass like me stands out as much as a buggy parked by the roadside or an airdrop smoking atop a mountain! I'm that unmistakable, that outstanding!

My melancholy gaze, my olive-green hat, the smoking grenade in my hand, and the crossbow on my back... they all gave me away...

I'm no good at writing introductions, but come on in for a surprise

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.