Other authors make money from writing books, and get cursed when they stop updating!
Han Feng is different. Not only does he make no money from writing, but if he stops updating, people come after him!
King Yama: "Xiao Fengfeng, your recent updates haven't been up to par. Should I send Ox-Head and Horse-Face to have a little chat with you?"
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: "Fengfeng, keep making Erlang Shen look bad. If he dares give you trouble, this old Sun will teach him a lesson!"
Wu Zetian: "Han Feng, if you don't update, I'll come up from the Underworld and fight you for three hundred rounds..."
Faced with threats from these formidable figures, Han Feng likes Empress Wu Zetian's best: "Meiniang, come on over! I'd gladly fight you for five hundred rounds!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
