I performed the Fengshan ceremony on Mount Tai with Qin Shi Huang.
I also went whoring in Luoyang with Li Shimin.
I even slept with Wu Meiniang in the Golden Throne Hall.
I became brothers, friends, and enemies with many people. But when they all died, I was still alive, because I am a zombie, the Undying Corpse Emperor!
I buried all my brothers across the length and breadth of China, hoping to sleep beside them forever, until the Japanese invaders broke open my coffin...
"What? Our mighty China has been invaded by a tiny island nation? Tens of millions of our people have been slaughtered?"
"Outrageous! Where are my fellow countrymen of old? Where are Bai Qi, Xiang Yu, Chen Qingzhi, and Zhao Zilong? Climb out of your coffins with me! We ride for Tokyo, blades drawn, and we won't return until the Emperor is dead!"
The dusk of the gods descended upon the land of China. Tombs rumbled, and from them emerged one legendary hero after another, men who had once dominated their eras...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
