The Author Can Do Whatever He Wants

There is quite a bit of setup early on, so please read patiently.

Mr. Ye Chen, hurry up and update! I can introduce you to my little sister. She's a gorgeous 16-year-old high school girl!

Ye Chen, you update-dodging bastard! If you don't update soon, I'll cut you down!

Mami-senpai is the best! You actually killed her off. I'm not done with you, Ye Chen!

Ye Chen scratched his head as he looked at all the demands for updates and complaints, then said blandly, "Sorry, I'm a little sleepy today, so I'm not updating. Good night."

His otherwise uneventful life continued until one day, when Ye Chen saw a deadpan beauty with short brown hair appear before him. Only then did he realize that an author really can do whatever he wants!!!

Mr. Ye Chen, thanks to you, I learned vector control!!!!

I never thought I'd get to become a magical girl in my lifetime either!!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.