The Best Restaurant in the City

"Boss, why is there a worm in your food?" "It's okay, it's nutritious." "Boss, why does your soup smell like a stinky ditch? Is this edible?" "It's okay, it's nutritious." "Boss, is your egg fried rice made of salt? How can you eat it if it's so salty?" "Um... It's okay, it's nutritious." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.