Evil Buddha Young Master

"Master, why do monks have to be bald?" "Because the Buddha said to go up to the sky to be clear" "Then Master, why can you grow your hair? Does it mean that the sky above you is dirty?" "..." "Master, master, why can't monks get close to women?" "Because Buddha said desire is the root of pain and trouble" "Master, Master, you secretly walked down the mountain to Yihongyuan yesterday. Where is Yihongyuan?" "That's a good place, a place where men's worries can be solved, and where Buddhism can be promoted." "Oh, I understand, master, my disciple will definitely go to Yihongyuan often to promote our Dharma..." This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.