Doraemon Nobita Has a System

What! Nobita actually has a system? Nobita: "Oh my, it's not my fault that I have superpowers, it's the system's fault." Shizuka: "Nobita, you are so awesome, who is the first to wear my skirt? I hate it." Nobita "It's not my fault that the almighty genius is the genius, it's the system's fault" Dekisugi: "Nobita, why do you score 100 points every time you take the exam? Nobita, I want to learn from you." Nobita: "What are you doing? It's not my fault that I have money, it's the system's fault." People all over the world said, "You rich man, let's be friends!?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.