The System explodes from the start, and all the rewards that would normally be earned by completing quests are handed out at once, forming a protagonist starter pack that combines the traits of countless protagonists.
Every day, seven adorable little girls with gourds on their heads call him "Grandpa"? And there's a gorgeous snake demon who keeps wanting to be the gourds' "Grandma"?
While out for a stroll, he gets hit by seven Dragon Balls falling from the sky. Chen Xiao cries out in pain, stumbles, and suddenly finds a magic lamp in his hand?
After much effort, Chen Xiao comes up with four wishes and finally sends the annoying dragon and genie away. Then a peerlessly beautiful woman in a white gauze dress suddenly rushes up, embraces him, and says through tears,
"My savior, I've finally found you! Do you remember the white snake you set free three hundred years ago?"
Chen Xiao looks at the woman in his arms and cries out inwardly, "Being a protagonist is no easy job. My kidneys can't take it!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
