Xiang Lan has been feeling utterly exhausted lately.
His six-year-old little girl spends every day trying to find herself a new stepmother;
After finally getting a golden finger, he discovers it only gives out "Good Person Cards";
The peerless manual he got to improve his physique turns out to be called Energetic Square Dancing;
He takes on a disciple, but can barely resist beating him until his butt is covered in bruises every day...
Xiang Lan is so tired, really...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
