Fang Tianhua transmigrated to a parallel Earth and had planned to make a living as a plagiarist, spending the rest of his life in peace.
Unexpectedly, after he wrote Journey to the West, the four people who had returned from the Western Heaven, Tang Sanzang and his companions, appeared to spread Buddhism across China.
The Heavenly Court emerged, demanding that Earth's mortals worship it! The Underworld appeared, and Ox-Head and Horse-Face roamed around seizing souls!
Just as Fang Tianhua had written the opening of his novel about the Nine Dragons Pulling a Coffin, the International Space Station suddenly detected nine dragons pulling a coffin through the eternally cold starry sky, heading toward Earth!
Fang Tianhua realized what was happening and wrote again:
Since time immemorial, Earth has had a natural god named Tianhua, who took mortal form and blended in among humanity!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Oh my God! I have gone through untold hardships and overcome many difficulties, devoted myself to practicing Taoism for more than 20 years, and finally got a glimpse of the way of heaven! Why did you destroy my Dantian and shatter my Golden elixir! Snap! The little nurse next to me patted me, stop talking so much! Isn't it just a gallstone? As for that? There is a girl in the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor who is so beautiful that she became a Nascent Soul at the age of 16! Why don't you let us take it as usual? So, how many distraction periods are there in Mi Mental Hospital next door? There are also out-of-body stages in the underground morgue, and there are two integration stages in the hotel opposite. No, there is a new Mahayana master on the second floor who has just passed through the thunder tribulation. I&#￥@%
Apple is the real boss in the fruit world. It seduced Eve, woke up Newton, poisoned Snow White, became the boss of mobile phones, dominated square dancing, and occupied Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve, many girls were deceived into eating bananas in the name of eating apples, and ended up drinking soy milk. The English word for apple is: get fucked
I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake, one dares to be an immortal, and the last one is not even a ghost. Only after watching Hua Qiangu did I realize that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was so drunk that I was able to get pregnant with a stone. Some people said that I had water experience, but I just slapped them one by one. Aren't you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you are done with it.
Lu Bu: "Who dares to challenge Fang Tian's painted halberd?"
I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake, one dares to be an immortal, and the last one is not even a ghost. After watching Hua Qiangu, I realized that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was so drunk that I was able to get pregnant with a stone. Some people said that I had water experience, but I just slapped them one by one. Aren't you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you are done with it.
Whoever read the comment said that the son who will not be resurrected is Cai Xukun
Why do I feel that the protagonist is more than a little weaker than before when he went to heaven to borrow books?
The subject matter is obviously so good, but you write it so ****ly, the more I read, the angrier I get.
Go to hell with the supreme combat power of an invincible talent. The Great Emperor is invincible even if he doesn't have the combat power. **The Immortal Emperor must not beat him to death.
You obviously came to the city, but you told me that you went to Zhetian World to pretend to be inferior. Isn't this just a matter of sacrifice? The author has no idea what readers would like to see. We want to see the protagonist showing off in the cities of the earth, understand? I feel too invincible and can't write. It's your writing problem.