The Tang Dynasty's Behind-the-Scenes Boss

In the Great Tang, it all begins with cuckolding Fang Yiai.

Bianji: "Your Majesty, this is a potato. It yields at least a thousand jin per mu."

Bianji: "Your Majesty, this is a carrot. Eating it regularly can keep soldiers from suffering night blindness."

Bianji: "Your Majesty, these are horseshoes..."

Bianji: "Your Majesty, this is high-proof liquor..."

Bianji: "Your Majesty..."

Li Shimin: "Bianji, you've made so many contributions to the Great Tang. What reward would you like me to grant you?"

Bianji thought of the princess and beauties in his mansion, then shook his head and said righteously, "Your Majesty, this humble monk devotes himself to serving the country and seeks no reward!"

Li Shimin: "Good, good! Such devotion to the country, seeking no reward! Bianji, I knew I was right about you. The Great Tang needs talented men like you!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.