Liu Xie: Help! Dong Zhuo is sleeping with one of my women in the harem again!
No problem. Dong Zhuo is a nobody. One move will take him down.
Sword Demon Dugu Qiubai: Being invincible is so lonely. I have no choice but to keep company with an eagle!
No problem. Ye Gucheng, Ximen Chuixue, Lang Fanyun, and plenty more. Take your pick.
Pirate King Roger: Ah, I don't have long to live. It's time to entrust my son to someone.
Easy. Divine Physician Hua Tuo, King of Hell's Nemesis Xue Muhua, and Butterfly Valley's Immortal Healer Hu Qingniu are all at your beck and call. They'll have you cured as soon as you take the medicine.
Qin Shi Huang: I want to live forever!
That's a little tricky, but if you can afford the price, we can work something out.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
